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Old 14 Dec 2009, 10:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
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apart from your partners
today i was crusing along listing to some tunes engine burble exhaust etc
and this wee fanny in a and wait for it drum roll
a nova yes a nova comes up behind me so close that for a second i feared i was going to have a subaru imprezova
anyway deafin noise from his pumped out techno machine with wheels more expensive than him and the car
i thought i was back inthe 90ies
so i decided to have some fun from fifth to third and away the one finger salute
then slowed down he eventually caught up and again droped down and away
and oh yes one more time
then i left him
stoped to get some cash and saw him pass me he done this slowly with evils
laughing i got back in the scoob gently caught up on him and oh yes youve got it passed dumped valve on the way pass and a smile and a wink
why oh why oh why childish i know but still a nova wtf
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 12:20 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Glad you showed him whos boss lol
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 12:53 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Fair enough mate but one day you may just be surprized if you come up against a well sorted one ( either c20xe or c20let ). Power to weight ratio's can be quite surprizing ;-)
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 12:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: WHO have you SPANKED recently

Are we going down the 500bhp Nova Vs Impreza route again ?
I just want to see the Nova go round a tight bend ha ha ha
Funny as FCUK though, I love to slow down to 15mph when they are weaving around behind me and when they have the opportunity to overtake just sit along side them and wait for them pull back in behind when they run out of power.
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 04:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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a nova comes up behind me so close that for a second i feared i was going to have a subaru imprezova
Wouldn't that make a supernova? Glad you pulled it's pants down and spanked it's bottom though mate!
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 05:13 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: WHO have you SPANKED recently

Well sorted novas are a bit like Northern hairy nosed wombats I'm pretty sure they exist but I'm fecked if i have ever seen one.
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 06:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: WHO have you SPANKED recently

you gave him the one finger salute
thats your car keyed you no what sort of f---ing twats drive around in these cars
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 08:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ha ha ha, hope it's garaged. Never shatt on your doorstep.
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Old 15 Dec 2009, 09:18 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: WHO have you SPANKED recently

Im afraid i was being childish last night with a nice MR2. I was pushing him all down the road after he had the nerve to slow down in front then try & speed off I could see his eyes in the mirror Dont normaly bother but he was asking for it
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Remember the time against an Evo 4 thought he was the man with his girlfriend next to him and he passed me, I says to meself you just f**ked up big time lights up ahead were red so next to him at lights and took off fairly fast went through the gears and bye bye Evo eat my rubber b*i*t*hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh some guys think they so fast not big headed or anything I dont go out looking for races, but I think they find me and so far the RA on top
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Old 16 Dec 2009, 11:09 AM   #11 (permalink)
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I dont race on the public highway :
But novas/corsas/fiestas etc when they are following you and are looking for your brake lights as the warning to slow down, hit the brakes on the scoob and you see the fear in their eyes when they know their brakes arent stopping them quick enough.
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I dont race on the public highway :
But novas/corsas/fiestas etc when they are following you and are looking for your brake lights as the warning to slow down, hit the brakes on the scoob and you see the fear in their eyes when they know their brakes arent stopping them quick enough.
You should see the look on there faces when they get blown away by my wifes X3. Didn't rate it too much until I clicked sport mode and fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk it goes.
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Old 17 Dec 2009, 09:51 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Thing is - I've owned the 1.3 fiesta's and nova's etc when I started driving and when something like a subaru was near then I was full of REEEEESPECT! and move over. Some people just don't get it.
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Thing is - I've owned the 1.3 fiesta's and nova's etc when I started driving and when something like a subaru was near then I was full of REEEEESPECT! and move over. Some people just don't get it.
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