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Old 21 Dec 2005, 08:20 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Alternative Lyrics To The JCB Song (Rating = All)



Well, I'm rumblin' in this 22B.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the engine note raises my heart rate
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your Knocklink if you want to go to fast!'

My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
But he's been good fun and bubblin and jokin' away
And the procession of cars we are stuck behind
are gettin longer all the time, but we dont mind.

An' we're razzing up the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah

Sideways on the bypass
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

Oh yeah...

And we pull out to overtake the queue
whoosh
And sideways again, speedin past the slow arse
And its like there going backwards here in our 22B
Like were Burns, or Mcrae, or maybe even Petter

And I wanna do this all day!
And eat up all the cossies and porsches
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a 22B and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas

And We're Speedin up the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh

Sideways on the bypass
Weh Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school

And We're Speedin up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
Sideways on the bypass
Weh Oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

-

Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round

And we're holdin' up the bypass
Weh Oh

Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And We're Speedin up the bypass
oh

And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school

I said

I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his

Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.



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Old 21 Dec 2005, 08:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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that need to go into funnies!
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Old 21 Dec 2005, 08:25 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Off it goes......
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Old 21 Dec 2005, 08:32 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 21 Dec 2005, 08:46 PM   #5 (permalink)
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with the music in the charts at the mo m8 u could hit no 1 with that
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Old 22 Dec 2005, 07:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I reckon i could Sirus mate.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 04:27 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Wink 22B song!

Just saw this on scoobynet so i thought i'd nick it to put on ere'
To the tune of nizlopies jcb song.......................


<sing the tune then start! >


Well, I'm rumblin' in this 22B.
I'm 5 years old and my dad's a giant sitting beside me.
And the de-cat rattles my bum like berserk
While we're singin, 'Don't forget your optimax if you want this thing to work!'


My dad's probably had a bloody hard day
he's just changed his oil and thinks his crank is on it's way
And the procession of cars stuck infront
are gettin all p*ssed and angry, but we dont mind.



An' we're flying down the bypass
oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
oh woah


Sittin in the japbox
oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school


Oh no...



And we pull over to get past the cars
And pull off again, speedin by the summer green grass
And we're like giants up here in our big evo killer
Like zoids, or transformers, or even godzila!


And I wanna transform into a full on world rally WRX!
And eat up all the evo's and the skylines and their pets
And I'll tell all my mates that my dad's B.A. Baracus
Only with a 22B and Bruce Lee's nunchuckas


And We're flying down the bypass
Weh Oh
Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh weh oh


Sittin in the japbox
Weh Oh
And I'm so glad I'm not in school, boss
So glad I'm not in school


And we're flying down the bypass
Weh Oh


Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
I'm sittin in the japbox
Weh Oh


And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school



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Said I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round



And we're flying down the bypass
Weh Oh



Me and my dad havin a top laugh
Weh Oh
And I'm sittin in the japbox
oh



And I'm so glad I'm not in school, Boss
So glad I'm not in school


I said


I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his
Aw, I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.
I'm Luke, I'm five, and my dad's Bruce Lee. Drives me round in his 22B.







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Old 23 Dec 2005, 04:52 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Already been done mate.
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 05:29 PM   #9 (permalink)
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you've bin on 22b.com aint you batfink ..........
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Old 23 Dec 2005, 05:56 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yep mate.
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Oops! sorry lads late again!
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