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Old 14 Jun 2004, 04:13 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do you always find a teaspoon in the bottom of the washing up bowl when emptying it, even though you checked real well beforehand :?:
Why is there always diced carrots and tomato skins in your vomit even though you didn't eat either :?:
Why is your belly button fluff always blue even though your T shirt is white/red etc :?:
But the biggest mystery is; why do BMW drivers flash their lights at you when sat in a queue of traffic a mile long in the fast lane of a motorway :?: :?:
In all the years I have been in Japan I have not once been flashed by a Japanese driver, that is until the weekend when on an express way (Motorway).
I was in the outside lane, overtaking slower moving traffic along with 6/7 other vehicles in front of me, when I am flashed repeatedly by the car behind.
After completing the overtake I move into the left hand lane and the 'Flasher' comes by.
It was a Japanese driver in......, Yeh you guessed it, a fookin BMW 5 series. :twisted:
Obviously the air of superiority comes as standard with the car :roll: :roll: :roll:
I resisted the temptation of blowing him into the weeds, not worth the extra fuel :wink:
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 06:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Bloody Flashers...................... :twisted: - I has a ford focus flashing behind me to get of the way not so long back...... load of cars in front of me so couldt go anywhere! - he tries to undercut me - he was along side and i nudged it warward a bit..... (he didnt get in)
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 06:30 AM   #3 (permalink)
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nudged it warward eh m8



must try that new manouver
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 06:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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thats the technical term for forward ---- its early man :shock:

Good weekend m8?
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 06:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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yes not bad m8 apart from England throwing away the game yesterday, and having swollen glands :evil: :evil: :evil:



how about you m8
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 06:37 AM   #6 (permalink)
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good :shock: ---- did you see the bmx thread? that was a bit mad....

England .................... dont really want to talk about it :cry:

Hows the swollen glands come about? Shouting at the tv?
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i don't know m8 got up yesterday morning and felt like sh1*

you know us blokes dying at the littliest things :wink:
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----- I went flying off some steps in the garden this weekend... OH I HURT :shock:

Just wait till thursday m8, you can start singing then
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fingers crossed m8
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 08:16 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I have a theory, Once you get a BMW you forget that anybody else is on the Road, or that they are of any importance!!!!

It's just a Theory Mind... :wink: (I know there must be a few good drivers that own beamers out there!)

I would have smoked him.... :twisted:
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I resisted the temptation of blowing him into the weeds, not worth the extra fuel


Cool ............ You need a bit of London driving. That will soon knock that attitude out of you. :wink:

BMW = Need humiliating Especially if they flash you :wink:

Oh unless its the Police ones around my way....... They get much respect :wink:
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Old 14 Jun 2004, 10:30 AM   #12 (permalink)
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You need a bit of London driving. That will soon knock that attitude out of you. :wink:

BMW = Need humiliating Especially if they flash you :wink:
Your right peter, I need to assert myself more.
The next one gets a face full of exhaust fume and a large middle finger
It's the polite Japanese society that's got to me, made me soft, I must attend an anger management course........ to increase my rage level to a London driver level. :wink:
BTW the average Japanese driver will happily pull out on you and as long as he bows his head in apology no one gives a damn :shock:
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hmmm BMW

doesnt that stand for something in our language

BLADY MISERABLE WA**ERS

as for ENGLAND i say no more
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hmmm BMW

doesnt that stand for something in our language

BLADY MISERABLE WA**ERS

as for ENGLAND i say no more
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Blady Miserable Warders Eh. :wink:
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