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Old 11 Sep 2006, 07:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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TIDGE FOR PRIME MINISTER!
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 08:38 AM   #2 (permalink)
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pmsl, nee probs, i'll sort out the country
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 08:45 AM   #3 (permalink)
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cant be that hard.
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 09:09 AM   #4 (permalink)
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well dunno, theres a ciminals human right to bear in mind,,,, sure a shot gun will sort out there rights nee probs
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& free fuel for scoob owners
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 11:12 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 11:41 AM   #8 (permalink)
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& free fuel for scoob owners

well least a huge tax brak, plus none scoobies can't use the 3rd lane on the motorway or the second lane on a duel carrageway.

scoobs are to be treated like emergence cas/vans etc, don't have to stop at traffic lights, other cars have to move out the way.

4x4 and bmw are to be made targets for big game hunters, with the possibility of rewards for there demise.

an criminal caught steel/breaking into/damageing a car shall have the testicals removed with some tin snips to prevent reproduction. no anesthetic shall be used to increas the punishment.


house burgelers shall allso receive the same punishment as car theifs, repeat offenders shall have there hands removed and deported to france.

all ilegal imigrants shall be kick out on being caught. Any application to emigrate shall be answered in 1 hour, the party has then 1 further hour to apeal if they don't like being told o **** off, if that fails they shall be kicked out to which ever country they have come from.

few thats enough policies for now, am i being a bit harsh?
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 11:42 AM   #9 (permalink)
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4x4 and bmw are to be made targets for big game hunters, with the possibility of rewards for there demise.
Well bang goes the Impreza then.
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Old 11 Sep 2006, 12:02 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well bang goes the Impreza then.
no mate awd lol, think i shall refrase it though.

all chelsea tractor drive and bmw drives,,,,, etc etc


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chelsea tractor - a car designed for off road use that spends more than 30% of its time on road
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AWD and 4x4 are one in the same.

All cars are driven by idiots.
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so we are all idiots then?
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so we are all idiots then?
Didn't say that I just said all cars are driven by idiots as any car can be driven by one.

I hate all this 4x4 chelsea tractor BMW drivers etc stuff because of the above.
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Didn't say that I just said all cars are driven by idiots as any car can be driven by one.

I hate all this 4x4 chelsea tractor BMW drivers etc stuff because of the above.
yeah tis true any car can be riven by an idiot, just norm seems to be chelsea tractors, bmw's, taxis or white vans lol
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